Rating: PG15 bordering on R
Pairing: Heath Ledger/Orlando Bloom
Warnings: Slash, mentions of sex
Summary: Heath can't understand Orlando's fascination with a certain TVshow...
Quote: It's, like, porn for dummies, really
A/N: Part 4 in the Apron Series. Check out my memories if you want to check out the other stories. This is written for a 5 word challenge with emcue, ages ago. The words I had to use were donkey, umbrella, paramount, pop & trash. It's written from Heath's POV.
Word Count: 2,118
My Private Porn Star